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Who Farted?
Everyone Farts When I was a kid, I had no problem farting in front of my parents. Granted, I was a little shy in front of friends, but in front of my mom, I would fart all the time. My mom would too....
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My 6 year old threw out the f-bomb
You said what? Pardon my french when I say this, but the story starts with “fuck in the ass”…. or maybe it was “ass in the fuck”….. Well, anyway…. last Monday morning, rushing around the house to get...
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My daughter and I joined a commune, or we turned goth…. can’t decide
Goth kids rule! This past Saturday morning, my 6 year old daughter woke up, and decided that her and I should match our fashion statements for the day. We decided we were going to take a little drive...
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Conversations with a 6 year old
Ok, I lied…. I just can’t handle not blogging in order to get work done. So I decided, I would either lose sleep, or sneak in blogging at work. So if anyone asks, I am just writing a very long work...
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How could she say she loves daddy more than me?
She loves daddy more than me! The other day my daughter turned to me and said, “Mom, I love you this much (with her fingers super close together), and I love daddy this much! (With her arms spread wide...
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Epic Easter Bunny Fail
We celebrate the Easter Bunny at our house. I have to admit, with the packaged candy and the little toys with the commercial wrapping on it, I am surprised my 6 year old hasn’t caught on that mommy is...
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OCD parent for baby #1. Baby #2 gets the slacker mom!
6 years ago when I was pregnant with my daughter, I was the typical type A “prego”. I read all the books, all the message boards, journalled my pregnancy experience, and was determined to be as...
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Apparently I lived under a rock, when Gangnam Style came out
Growing up as a teen, I would always tell myself that I was going to be “the” cool mom. I would not be one of those stuffed up moms that couldn’t relate to their children. I would have the house where...
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10 important lessons I will teach my son.
Top 10 lessons to teach my son. I have seen a lot of wonderful posts regarding lessons parents will teach their sons and daughters. One which was especially touching regarding a father’s message to his...
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My daughter is 6 going on 16
This is NOT my daughter, although sometimes it feel as though it should be. This evening I was watching old home movies of my sweet daughter when she was 2 years old. So small and innocent. So carefree...
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For Mother’s Day, all I want is to be left the “F” alone!
All I want for Mother’s Day is to be left alone.Photo borrowed from http://spaliciousgifts.com/ I will start this post by giving you the definition of what a “mother” is, from the words of my 6 year...
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A 6 year old’s quest for an American Girl Doll, part 1
It all started about a month ago, on a warm sunny Spring day. The mail had arrived. And there it was. 30 pages of glossy full color heaven. The all mighty American Girl Doll catalog. It was like the...
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A 6 year old’s quest for an American Girl Doll, part 2
If you haven’t had a chance to read: A 6 year old’s quest for an American Girl Doll, part 1, check it out! After my daughter decided that chores were basically slave labor, she decided to become an...
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Swimming, Jr Life Guards, soccer, music, theater, oh my! When extra...
When my daughter was as young as 6 months old, I had her in swim classes and a community play group. When she was 1, she was in a baby sign language play class and swimming. When she was 2, she was in...
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Getting back to basics. Dusting off the sewing machine. Sewing some kids and...
I felt like a kid waiting for Santa this week. Amazon was shipping me 3 brand new, full color, beautiful sewing books. When they arrived, I was in heaven. I have just received: Sewing School – 21...
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My daughter helped me face my fear…. of public transportation
Santa Cruz Buses are Good for the Environment Too!Image borrowed from: http://forum.bustalk.info My 6 year old daughter has been asking me to take her on the bus for a solid 2 years now. Apparently...
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What do you do when your child refuses to eat or is a picky eater?
Eat your veggies!!!! Image borrowed from: http://www.foodonthetable.com/ One thing that I have always been proud of as a parent, is that my kids are not picky eaters. They have always eaten their...
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